Matryoshka Doll Fan Pillows

"Oh god. Where did I put my phone?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Koala

Wolf Karaoke

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

Boarway Show

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

Jeff Sessions

Ken and Barbie, corrected for age and anatomy.

"I prefer your early pieces."

'Charlotte's web-cam'