Vintage Doll Fan Pillows

Ken and Barbie, corrected for age and anatomy.

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Best before 65 million BC.

Steve McQueen

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Jimi Hendrix.

The Dandy

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

David Niven caricature

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Jack in the Box

Janet Leigh

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Carole Lombard

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

I just bought a new Kindle Voyage. It's much better than my Kindle Paperwhite. Blasphemy, little buddy. A real man lugs around a paperback that he's milled from a fallen Redwood that he lifted off of a baby deer, before reuniting the fawn with its mother. I bought if off of Amazon. I didn't even use "one-click." I used the shopping cart and chose all the options manually. Almost as impressive. I keep it old-school.

Masked Ball

Victorian Secret

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

Mick Jagger at 95.

Laurel and Hardy

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Elvis' autopsy

Kenneth Williams

"I'm curious. Who did murder me?"

'Humor him. He thinks his girlfriend is a pinup girl.'

Marilyn Monroe's secret diary