Matryoshka Doll Fan Mugs

"Oh god. Where did I put my phone?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Wolf Karaoke

Koala

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Jeff Sessions

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

"I prefer your early pieces."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'