Matryoshka Collector Mugs

"I see you have a background in mergers and acquisitions?"

Packaging Russian Dolls

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Clown on bike.

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"You're on a what?!"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Use your imagination.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Hay Rides $10

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Fossil record player.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"He's an abstract artist."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Art Gallery.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."