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"I see you have a background in mergers and acquisitions?"

Packaging Russian Dolls

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Clown on bike.

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"You're on a what?!"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Use your imagination.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Hay Rides $10

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

Art Gallery.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

A crab with a utility knife claw

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

"He's an abstract artist."

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'