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Matryoshka doll birth.

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Early Piety

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Tired Barbie

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

Dollphins

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

Child with doll in the sea

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Jeff Sessions

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"This has been an amazing journey but I just decided that I'm a teensy bit more in love with the other girl, so I'm gonna stuff you into the Kleenex box now."

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'