Matryoshka Doll Collector Mugs

Jeff Sessions

Putin Matryoska Doll.

Storks and russian dolls

Packaging Russian Dolls

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"You left this on our ship."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Early Piety

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

ZOO

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Tired Barbie

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Teddy and friends.

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."