Matryoshka Collectors Pillows

Russian doll...

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You're on a what?!"

"Recalculating route..."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"Caricatures $20"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

Doulton Canada Geese

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

Jeff Sessions

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

Duck in a bathtub

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

Live, laugh, love

"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

"Let's pick up our cars now, 'kay Puddin'?"

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

Russian Snail

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'I'm quit buying Trevor the kiddie meal - he'd play with the food and eat the toy.'

Matryoshka doll birth.

'Oh my God, we've been burgle- ... oh wait, I just remembered, we've got children.'

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"