Math Wizard To Be Pillows

". . . and this, my young friends, is the Basell II ratings-based formula to calculate capital levels for retail credit."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Today we learned to count to one.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"How was work?"

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Simply put.'

Genius Envy

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"It's called geometry, Mum."