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"Welcome back and pay attention, or it will be climbing up chineys and crawling on knees down in the coal pits."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Albert Einstein

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"Is it that bad?"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Einsteiners.'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Back to school.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Today we learned to count to one.

Lemniskate

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"How was work?"

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."