Math Mind Mugs

"Welcome back and pay attention, or it will be climbing up chineys and crawling on knees down in the coal pits."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Today we learned to count to one.

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

Lemniskate

"How was work?"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'