Math Joker Pillows

"Winslow's computer must be down again."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Intelligent people laugh too!

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

"Oh, him? He's the guy who changes the interest rate when it's set by the fed."

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

'The shareholders are in an uproar; they demand change. Bob, switch seats with Gerald.'

"Yes dear. But, I don't think you're actually supposed to dispose of your disposable income."

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Of course, I could be wrong."

"Can't hear it at all, miss."

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

'Well, you're lousy at Maths, but I'm sure you'll become a great CEO one day...'

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

'Hey - don't blame ME...it's YOUR D.N.A.'

Ed becomes fully vested in his company's retirement plan.

"Run for your lives! It's one of those sovereign wealth funds."

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

'Math would be more fun if we weren't always studying pyramids.'

"How do we know this isn't a ponzi scheme?"

When statisticians argue.