Maternity Leave Celebrations Gifts

"I'm sorry, but we're not an online retailer. We can't guarantee delivery in 2 days."

baby sweetcorn...

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

The Pencil and Sharpener

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

Newborn Chaos

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

"What's this about having time off to spawn?"

Laptops

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

'Good to see you back at work.'

'He has his father's feet.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'Ted, you won't climb the corporate ladder if you keep taking paternity leave!'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

"This paternity leave plays havoc with your handicap."

Testing the water temperature in the font.

Single parents.

Gender Reveal

Boss

'I wrapped it myself !'

'Have you considered the career enhancement opportunities of giving birth in your lunch hour?'

Twenty-first century baby walker

Triplets