Pregnancy Celebration Gifts

Gender Reveal

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Cry babies.

Lesbian civil partnership.

baby sweetcorn...

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Mardi Gras

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Cow Pinatas

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

TAP TAP TAP TAP

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."