Pregnancy Celebration T-Shirts

Gender Reveal

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Cry babies.

Lesbian civil partnership.

baby sweetcorn...

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Mardi Gras

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

TAP TAP TAP TAP

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."