Match Angling Gifts

The Serious Match Angler - Interest in Nothing But Catching Fish.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Bored?'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Only caught one, eh."

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Clam Spearing

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

'He did it for us.'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

Eskimo to one with huge whale: 'You're sure it's all good cholesterol?'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

"Sandpipers."

"Oh quit complaining. At least it quit snowing."

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Fishing Camp.

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

Man spear fishing in book

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

'Let me know if you notice the water level going down.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

Boy with a dog caught on the end of his fishing line