Master Of The Mind Pillows

'See?... I told you I couldn't be hypnotised, didn't I?'

"Try thinking about something else."

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Man and brain

Carlo Ancelotti

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

Trojan Chess

I don't like the looks of this.

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Alex Ferguson

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

Derren Brown

Jose Mourinho

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'

"We only missed two strategic goals: Supply and demand."

Career coaching at a yoga studio

I'd say you've got assertivity issues

Consternation/Control

"Cheer up. You're not as nutty as most of the whack-jobs I see."

Fort

Eye Doctors. Sport Psychologists. Reception. Which focus group are you here for today?

Playing with the world.

'Secret talks with Chelsea! Now why don't I believe you?'