Master Of The Mind T-Shirts

'See?... I told you I couldn't be hypnotised, didn't I?'

"Try thinking about something else."

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Man and brain

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Trojan Chess

I don't like the looks of this.

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

"We only missed two strategic goals: Supply and demand."

Career coaching at a yoga studio

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

I'd say you've got assertivity issues

Consternation/Control

"Cheer up. You're not as nutty as most of the whack-jobs I see."

Fort

The Reverse Psychologist

Playing with the world.