Master Of Mind Games Pillows

"Aw Mark, I only called you a 'low-balling, two-faced, miserable loser' as a negotiation tactic."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Man and brain

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

'Why am I such a grouch?'

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

Garden Sudoku

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

I don't like the looks of this.

Trojan Chess

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

Dominant Shrink.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

Elevator dilemma.

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

Human mood

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'