Master Of Mind Games Gifts

"Aw Mark, I only called you a 'low-balling, two-faced, miserable loser' as a negotiation tactic."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

Man and brain

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

Carlo Ancelotti

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

Garden Sudoku

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

I don't like the looks of this.

Trojan Chess

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Alex Ferguson

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

Dominant Shrink.

The Staff Meeting.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

Human mood

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

Derren Brown

Jose Mourinho

Elevator dilemma.

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'