Medieval Mastermind Pillows

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"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

I don't like the looks of this.

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

'To err is human. To really mess up, we've got to do some planning.'

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

'See?... I told you I couldn't be hypnotised, didn't I?'

Book sections, 'crime' and 'master crime'.

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

"How about this? The story of a little reindeer whose exclusion from reindeer games led to the study of math and science, enabling him to develop levitation tech and thus eliminate the need for flying reindeers, thereby consigning his early tormentors to

"To save time, Dr. Nuclear, we ask that you stop following every correct answer with a bout of maniacal laughter."

'I've been a burglar, a blackmailer, a mugger, and an armed robber, but by gosh I've never been a LAWYER!'

"They say you're good with forgeries?"

'I got to get home quick to hack the principal's email to my dad.'

'Because of the reorg you are now working for me.'