Medieval Mastermind Mugs

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"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

Carlo Ancelotti

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

I don't like the looks of this.

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Alex Ferguson

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

Jose Mourinho

'To err is human. To really mess up, we've got to do some planning.'

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

'See?... I told you I couldn't be hypnotised, didn't I?'

Book sections, 'crime' and 'master crime'.

"To save time, Dr. Nuclear, we ask that you stop following every correct answer with a bout of maniacal laughter."

'Secret talks with Chelsea! Now why don't I believe you?'

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

"How about this? The story of a little reindeer whose exclusion from reindeer games led to the study of math and science, enabling him to develop levitation tech and thus eliminate the need for flying reindeers, thereby consigning his early tormentors to

'I've been a burglar, a blackmailer, a mugger, and an armed robber, but by gosh I've never been a LAWYER!'

"They say you're good with forgeries?"

'Because of the reorg you are now working for me.'