Mischievous Mastermind Mugs

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

'...and if you want to get even with the place down the road, some tomato seeds with cactus genes could be blown onto their fields.'

Kate's Evil Plan: 'To get in good girl stealth mode, you need to actually read books...being literate will keep people from getting suspicious of what you're really up to.'

"Finish your homework first, then you can hack into Trump's tax returns."

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

"How about this? The story of a little reindeer whose exclusion from reindeer games led to the study of math and science, enabling him to develop levitation tech and thus eliminate the need for flying reindeers, thereby consigning his early tormentors to

...tell your parents you've retained the services of Waldo L. Cread, attorney at law.

'I got to get home quick to hack the principal's email to my dad.'

"Now the tricky part: getting the original out of the frame and getting mine into it."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

Elevator dilemma.

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Killing Santa

'To err is human. To really mess up, we've got to do some planning.'

HisssssHerssss....

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

Commercial music

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

'I told you not to do that. Now put it back.'

Spiro & Pusho on the minefield

Of the seven, which dwarf do you identify with?