Master Of Misunderstandings Pillows

'You misunderstood. Our ad says that we can help you get out of debt.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

Communication Breakdowns

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

'She's throwing a dinner party - Just for me...'

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

'I'm afraid you've got the wrong department.'

"No...I said aperitif!!"

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

Shoot...not literally, of course.

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

The Embarrassment of Van Gogh

'I feel awful. Coach was clutching his throat and turning blue, but I thought it was the 'bunt' sign.'

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'