Master Of Debates Gifts

"After much debate, we have reached a verdict."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Information...political rhetoric

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

A young positivist.

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

Healthcare declaration

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'