Debating Coach Gifts

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

Information...political rhetoric

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

A young positivist.

Healthcare declaration

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'