Debating Coach Mugs

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Information...political rhetoric

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

A young positivist.

Healthcare declaration

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

Children arguing over the name of a fish

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"