Master Of Debates Pillows

"After much debate, we have reached a verdict."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Information...political rhetoric

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

Healthcare declaration

A young positivist.

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'