Debate Teacher Pillows

Debate Class: "Why Should I Let You In?"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

Information...political rhetoric

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

A young positivist.

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

Healthcare declaration

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"Hey...Didn't we build that?"

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"