Debate Specialist Pillows

'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.'

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Oligarchy

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Dialogue

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Skeptic Tank.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

I'm not making enough money to like you.

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Changing Minds

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Now that's a win."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."