Education Debaters Pillows

If it weren't for successful H.S. dropouts, who'd hire the college graduate.

Changing Minds

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

More Unequal Than Others

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

'Is there a God? God knows...'

Yellow Vests

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

iDeasy

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

"Doctor, your speech was certainly unabridged."

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

"There, that's better!"

"If everyone is gonna get a universal basic income, what is the point of getting good grades?"

Useful Degrees:"Bachelor of Waitressing

The Elephant in the Corner.

Education Act of 1870 - Quarrelling

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

School of Voodoo Economics

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

"We are getting an education, just not the one we paid for."

The Politics of Masochism

'The trouble with trickle-down economics is, when it gets down to me, it keeps right on trickling.'

"In my day, if you colluded with anyone, Dad went for his belt."

'My teacher says I'm an underachiever, but I think she's an overexpecter.'

I agree with you Sadie. It's a total waste. What is? Facebook. It just sucks up your time, with the chatting and the updates and the Scrabble playing. Scrabble? People play on Facebook, or their iPhones, or casual game sites. Total waste. I love Scrabble! Hook baited. Internal conflict!

"No, accepting students who are unqualified is not what we mean by diversity."

'As we tighten immigration and seal our borders, we promise to keep the exemption for pro hockey, baseball and basketball players.'

'If trickle down economics works, how come the bankers end up with the $700 billion?'

Institution of $20,000 plus Tuition Per year Learning

'Now, if we could only figure out how to get them to work in the womb, we could get the work done even cheaper.'

Liberate America!

'I see you're highly intelligent. That's fine for academia, but here in the real world we're looking for people with common sense.'

'Blimey - they're not bringing back corporal punishment?'