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Debate Club Note

"I have a comment but nowhere to send it."

Dialogue

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Changing Minds

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

Always Compatible

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Anonymous Donations

Like Minded

Verbal Orders

And now, for a rebuttal.

The last word.

Approved Debate Questions

'My opponent hates cats.'

Global warming debate.

"I don't see why divine intervention and government intervention have to be mutually exclusive."