Master Baiter Gifts

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

Fishing - it's all about skill and patience.

'I wish I could afford to go fishing.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Fishing sign.

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Man fishing with large bait

Beer Stall

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Couple of Pikeys.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Bottle Distillery

Slug Bait- snails love it

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

Know your dog - The brain.

Fish don't like worms.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.