Masseur Gifts

"I'm just worried the knots are the only thing holding me together."

40 minutes in this position

University of Adversity.

Massage? Phone Suzy written on hand towel

'...I love how you run your fingers through my hair...' ( a guys fingers actually running like legs do).

'The fish are pretty relaxing, eh Mr.Jenkins? Mr. Jenkins?..'

"You seem very highly strung."

"Don't worry: My claws retract..."

'I'll credit you ten bucks for a for massage.'

One Stop Massage and Portrait

Masseuse With Rolling Pin

"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."

"Shoulder work ahead"

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Pushy Dog

Changing Room Decisions

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

"You're incredibly tight."

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Couples Massage

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

"Lactose started it, but now it's mainly me she can't tolerate. . ."

Just Stop Oil Painting

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'