Masseur Gifts

"Was that the sensitive spot you were telling me about?"

"I'm just worried the knots are the only thing holding me together."

40 minutes in this position

University of Adversity.

Massage? Phone Suzy written on hand towel

'...I love how you run your fingers through my hair...' ( a guys fingers actually running like legs do).

'The fish are pretty relaxing, eh Mr.Jenkins? Mr. Jenkins?..'

"You seem very highly strung."

"Your back muscles are loosening up, but I sense by your expression that you're still too tense."

"Don't worry: My claws retract..."

'I'll credit you ten bucks for a for massage.'

One Stop Massage and Portrait

Masseuse With Rolling Pin

"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."

A masseur follows you everywhere? Yes, its for instant massaging!

"Shoulder work ahead"

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Pushy Dog

'Or you can rent by the week...'

Changing Room Decisions

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

"You're incredibly tight."

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Couples Massage

Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"