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Distancing in Banks

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

Never ending to do list

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Louisiana Mask Mandate

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

'Beret Night at the Museum'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Masky Christmas!

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

"Now you can send it."

'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

"That's the part of hands-free technology that creeps me out... on-hold music karaoke."

The Little Top.

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

Quarandating.

Face Masks of the Dumb & Stupid

Overworked

'Talk about being squeezed in between appointments.'

Office worker with baby in drawer.

Lousy Ventriloquist Fears Return to Normal

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

"Look! A rare flightless bird!"

Rene Magritte. An 'invisible man' in the style of Magritte holds a mask in the likeness of Magritte.

"These masks aren't working. I'm feeling feverish."

Clown silencers.

'His is a working breed.'

"My biggest strength would probably be my giant chicken legs."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown with face mask

"As receptionist, you'll be answering the phone, greeting customers and doing whatever else they dump on you."

"April Fool's on her!"

"It was the only mask they had left."

Bipolar boss wears different masks.

Covid beach