Masker Extraordinaire Pillows

Distancing in Banks

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

Never ending to do list

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Louisiana Mask Mandate

'Beret Night at the Museum'

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

Masky Christmas!

"Now you can send it."

'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

'Talk about being squeezed in between appointments.'

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

Quarandating.

Face Masks of the Dumb & Stupid

Overworked

Office worker with baby in drawer.

"That's the part of hands-free technology that creeps me out... on-hold music karaoke."

Lousy Ventriloquist Fears Return to Normal

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Rene Magritte. An 'invisible man' in the style of Magritte holds a mask in the likeness of Magritte.

Clown silencers.

"My biggest strength would probably be my giant chicken legs."

'His is a working breed.'

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown with face mask

"As receptionist, you'll be answering the phone, greeting customers and doing whatever else they dump on you."

"April Fool's on her!"

"It was the only mask they had left."

Bipolar boss wears different masks.

Covid beach

Masked Wrestler