Masked Romantics Gifts

Two strangers catch each other's eye whilst social distancing.

Edgar Allen Poe

Powerful Love.

Cupid paints Stop sign

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Today's love

Graffitti.

Consenting Adults.

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

A thief steals a heart

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

The Remote Olympics

"Romance"

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Antiques

"You need a mint."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

Tunnel of Dove.

"Ooh, Igor — a dead rat! You shouldn’t have!"

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

'Who was that masked man?'

'Better call the coroner, Mahoney... I can't tell if this is a homicide or some sicko's idea of romance.'

'Honestly, Gary - I don't care about your acne!'

"When you told me that your father owned several banks, you failed to mention that they're all piggy banks."

"I'm looking for someone who werjt23609ui45y7ijopgreop[yt thinks it's cute that cat ran across the keys and I left it in."

"Hello, gorgeous!"

"Dad, this is not the one that was here earlier. He left at half past eleven."