Masked Romancer Gifts

If I agree to go on a date, will you promise to wear a mask?

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

'Who was that masked man?'

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

'I don't suffer fools gladly, Mr Fusco.'

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

'Even if you were an Enron stock... I would place you right at the top on the portfolio of my heart'!

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

'Paradise awaits pauline Norris' man in bed with a mask on

"Dancing with the liquidators."

"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"

"Dudley, we have to stop meeting like this - It's against safety procedures!"

'Roy proposed to me in an email, but my spam filter rejected it.'

"Nothing's wrong with the club I sold you. Maybe you're just not her type."

Cow at stage door has bunch of flowers for large opera singer.

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

Actually without the mask, I look a lot like Brad Pitt

''Udate.com'... well I bet THAT's work related.'

'Jenny.Schwartz@procom.net...meet Andrew626@aol.com.'

'I'll check, but I'm pretty sure we don't have anybody quite that desperate right now.'

"I hope they keep wearing those masks. Then we wouldn't have to see those dopey faces they make when they talk to us."

"Your looks are laughable, unphotographable. Happy valentine's day."

"With whom am I having this meaningful relationship?"

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'Just once, I'd like to be reincarnated somewhere BELOW ten thousand feet!'

"Oh, man! Was it as good for you as it was for me?"