Masked Romancer Gifts

If I agree to go on a date, will you promise to wear a mask?

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

'Who was that masked man?'

'I don't suffer fools gladly, Mr Fusco.'

I like when they leave something to the imagination.

'Even if you were an Enron stock... I would place you right at the top on the portfolio of my heart'!

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

'Paradise awaits pauline Norris' man in bed with a mask on

"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"

"Dancing with the liquidators."

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

"Dudley, we have to stop meeting like this - It's against safety procedures!"

'Roy proposed to me in an email, but my spam filter rejected it.'

Cow at stage door has bunch of flowers for large opera singer.

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

Actually without the mask, I look a lot like Brad Pitt

"Nothing's wrong with the club I sold you. Maybe you're just not her type."

''Udate.com'... well I bet THAT's work related.'

"I hope they keep wearing those masks. Then we wouldn't have to see those dopey faces they make when they talk to us."

'Jenny.Schwartz@procom.net...meet Andrew626@aol.com.'

'I'll check, but I'm pretty sure we don't have anybody quite that desperate right now.'

Zorro repairs his trousers.

"Your looks are laughable, unphotographable. Happy valentine's day."

You have: 2,010,597 matches!

"With whom am I having this meaningful relationship?"

'Just once, I'd like to be reincarnated somewhere BELOW ten thousand feet!'

"Phew! No messages"