Mash-ups Pillows

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'I suppose you're going to tell me I need new contact lenses.'

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

Just Stop Oil Painting

Mash-test Dummies.

Boxing with your harp

A Heavy Metal Musician.

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

'Continue to support sex education in the schools if you want to, but Billy just told me that he resulted when your sperm met my omelet.'

Man using guitar as golf club.

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

"Frankincense you fool...."

"No, this is not 'returns,' and that's not a receipt … it's a birth certificate!"

"Please forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles. Will the happy couple please step forward?"

"Jekyll & Heidi"

"Do you call this a party! I've been to livelier funerals!"

"Alright Mr. Caldwell, you're all sewn up. Please be sure to fill out the online survey and don't forget to tip. Thanks."

"I think there's been a clerical error!"

'You're right. It does look infected. But I'm just the janitor.'

Alternative acupuncture.

"Hand me a number eight iron."

The Spencer Brothers: Heavy Wood or Light Metal?

Whoops! I've brought the wrong husband home from the shops.

Animal Hospital.

"Ah...I see your mistake. We're, Proctor and Proctor. You're looking for the proctologist, next door."

"Next, I'd like to do a tribute to Tupac."

Little Lord Fauntleroy of the Flies