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Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

'I suppose you're going to tell me I need new contact lenses.'

Just Stop Oil Painting

Mash-test Dummies.

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Boxing with your harp

Man using guitar as golf club.

Slim's Baroque-Bach Saloon. I know you love classical music, Slim, but

the Carpenters greatest hits...

'Continue to support sex education in the schools if you want to, but Billy just told me that he resulted when your sperm met my omelet.'

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

"Jekyll & Heidi"

"Please forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles. Will the happy couple please step forward?"

"Frankincense you fool...."

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

A punk rocks out to a John Denver song on karaoke night.

"No, this is not 'returns,' and that's not a receipt … it's a birth certificate!"

"Do you call this a party! I've been to livelier funerals!"

...and the mighty sport of Kung Football was born.

"I think there's been a clerical error!"

'You're right. It does look infected. But I'm just the janitor.'

"Alright Mr. Caldwell, you're all sewn up. Please be sure to fill out the online survey and don't forget to tip. Thanks."

Alternative acupuncture.

The Spencer Brothers: Heavy Wood or Light Metal?

"Hand me a number eight iron."

"Ah...I see your mistake. We're, Proctor and Proctor. You're looking for the proctologist, next door."

Animal Hospital.

Whoops! I've brought the wrong husband home from the shops.

"Next, I'd like to do a tribute to Tupac."