Marxist Satire Gifts

"Poor Karl Marx...If he had known that guys like you are called 'human capital' these days he would have called his book 'The Sloth.'"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Planet of the Ants

"This is my 'country house.' I also have a duplex in the city."

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"But how many followers do you have?"

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

Capitalists Courageous

'False alarm! I'm back. It was only a career suicide.'

State Insurance Office Covering School Shootings

"If that's the chief medical officer I'm not here."

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

'Plastic surgeon' - 'Gift a give certificate to your ugly friends'

"Everyone says I'm crazy and avoids me because I don't panic despite of corona, climate change or inflation. . ."

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

"As this is our first date, perhaps I should tell you that I participate in several frequent liar programmes."

"It's our third date, can we look at each other now?"

Media Attention for Aliens

"Dreadful party, nobody to talk to!"

Go-Fund-Me for Start-Up into Alcohol Research