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"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

The Invention of the Wheel

"Which one's yours?"

New Marvel Heroes

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

Book market

Ski kicker.

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

Spider boy

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

The book that will not be denied!

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

Reading room

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

After this embarrassing incident, the woman who lived in a shoe finally checked herself into odor-eaters anonymous.

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

Magazine covers.

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,