Marvel Addict Gifts

Disney's trying to buy Fox. If they did that, then all of Marvel's best heroes would be in the MCU. It would be horrible! The whole Marvel cinematic universe is one big story told by dozens of movies. This would, like, triple the amount of movies I'd have to watch! I'd have to watch every X-Men spinoff to make sure I got every reference made in any Thor or Avengers movie, for instance. HOJ. Your definition of "have to" and my definition of "have to" are very different. I'd have to see them all i

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Crane Game. Ball Game.

The Invention of the Wheel

"Which one's yours?"

New Marvel Heroes

Ski kicker.

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Book market

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

Spider boy

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

The book that will not be denied!

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Good cholesterol cop, bad cholesterol cop. Rice cake? Eat the donut punk.

After this embarrassing incident, the woman who lived in a shoe finally checked herself into odor-eaters anonymous.

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

Reading room

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

Magazine covers.

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"