Martyrdom Appreciator Gifts

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Moustached gentleman

Veterans Day '20

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

Cheek

I Pagliacci

'Anything good on tonight?'

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

Bravo!

The Wellington Statue.

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

"That isn't allowed either."

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

Last Canadian WW1 veteran has passed: Lest we forget.

Saint Peter's self-serve kiosks.

"I'm just getting around to sowing my wild oats."

Daniel Chester French

"It's so refreshing to find a guy who wants you for your brain."

Maradona memorial.

The general loved animals.

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

Thomas Becket

'Thank you.'

'Dang vandals.'