Martyrdom Appreciator Pillows

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Moustached gentleman

Veterans Day '20

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

Cheek

I Pagliacci

'Anything good on tonight?'

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

Bravo!

"That isn't allowed either."

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

The Wellington Statue.

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

Daniel Chester French

Maradona memorial.

"It's so refreshing to find a guy who wants you for your brain."

Last Canadian WW1 veteran has passed: Lest we forget.

The general loved animals.

"I'm just getting around to sowing my wild oats."

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

Thomas Becket

'Thank you.'