Marshes Pillows

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

The Lost World: You are Here

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"Freshly ground pepper?"

Network Extending from Buttonhole

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Dow Jones drop

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'Let us pray...'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"You are still here."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.