Marshes Prints

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

The Lost World: You are Here

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

Network Extending from Buttonhole

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Dow Jones drop

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"You are still here."

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'