Moss Prints

"He has moss on him. I think that's what they mean by 'Classic Rock.'"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

The Pooperrazzi

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

Butterflies and moths

Mushrooms of New York

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

Magic mushroom

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

The Habits of the Night Moth

Animals and their natural seats.

The Mosskeytoe.

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

Why moths should not drive at night.

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.