Moss Gifts

"He has moss on him. I think that's what they mean by 'Classic Rock.'"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

The Pooperrazzi

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Mushrooms of New York

Butterflies and moths

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

Magic mushroom

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

The Mosskeytoe.

"It's 'Modern Music Night' tonight. Will you be joining the others in the mosh pit?"

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

The Habits of the Night Moth

Animals and their natural seats.

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

Why moths should not drive at night.

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

"He's a shiitake."

Lepidopterist Heaven