Marsh Explorer Pillows

Polevaulters graveyard.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

A Preschool of Fish

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

'I wish I was creative'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

Dollphins

'Thar she blows!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'